Lifestyle ABC's

I was sorting My inbox and found this delightful ditty which was posted by 'emerald' from another group. It certainly makes the old "ABC" song W/we learnt at school a LOT more interesting *wicked grin*.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my A-B-C

A

is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath,

B

is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death;

 

 

C

is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoe,

 

while I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you;

 

 

D

is for my dildo that you will learn to blow,

E

is for your enema, I control the flow;

 

 

F

is for my flogger, I whip you so violent,

G

is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent;

 

 

H

is for humiliation that you must bear,

I

will immobilize you in my sexual lair;

 

 

J

is for your jizzy, jerking tendency,

K

for kisses,

L

for love and licks you offer me;

 

 

M

is for the manacles imprisoning your feet,

N

is for your nelly little nimby so sweet;

 

 

O

is for the O-rings, holding you in place,

P

is for the perspiration dripping down your face;

 

 

Q

is for the quirt I use to whip your eager ass,

R

is for restraints, to make the magic last;

 

 

S

is for sweet suffering that only you will know,

T

is for the torment, that keeps you on the go;

 

 

U

is for unbridled lust that only I control,

 

as I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul;

 

 

V

is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain,

 

while I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain;

 

 

W

is where, a winding woman walks,

X

is for excruciating X-rated talk;

 

 

Y

is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string,

 

watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings;

 

 

Z

is for the zestfulness with which you will submit.

 

Now I've taught you every letter so remember all of it!


 

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